Wednesday, December 21, 2011

2012 is gonna BRING IT!!

7 Things 2012 is gonna bring:

1. Milana: I can't WAIT to meet her.  She's gonna be the cutest baby of all cute babies.  Gerber is gonna feel her cuteness once she's born and call me up to use her as the new Gerber baby face.  That lady who does the pictures with the babies dressed as sunflowers and stuff, sleeping in pots or whatever, is gonna devote an entire portfolio solely for our baby.  The Miss America pageant is gonna give her a preemptive Miss America 2033 because they can already tell.  Point is...HELLA ADORABLE!!


2.  Leap Year:  It only happens once every four years, or 25 times every 100 years.  It's momentous.  

Which brings me to number 3:  The Summer Olympics:  Every leap year equals summer Olympics.  If I don't have tv then, I will make sure I get it.  The Olympics are the only time I watched tv religiously.  All the records, stories, and inspiration fuel me every 4 years, or 25 times per century.  So excited for this one!

4:  A house:  That's right.  I'll hopefully be a home owner this year.  You may ask "But Dave, you'll be a poor student with a new baby?  How're you gonna afford that?"  Let me answer that question with two words: LAS VEGAS!  This place is the Mothership of foreclosures and over-development.  We've found 4 bedroom/3 bathroom houses in nice areas for LESS THAN 100,000.  That's a cheaper mortgage than our rent we're currently paying for our 2 bedroom apt.  The only thing potentially standing in our way is finance approval.  But, we'll figure that out because I want to finally own a home and no bank or mortgage lender is gonna stop me.


5.  Med School: Even though I'm sorta in med school now, I'm still not in "med school" med school.  I still have an MCAT and interview in my way.  However, it's already deep in the universe that I'm going to med school so 2012 is gonna bring the DO class of 2016, including ME.  We're already setting up plans for families and what not to come for my white coat ceremony in September (it's at the Rio.  Rio=Carnival World Buffet, a wonderful perk.)  This journey is gonna be tough and suck and everyday I marvel at the insanity of myself for still wanting to go through with it, in addition to the wonder why Jessica is still willing to deal with this.  What an amazing woman!  Crazy for willing to stick through this, and amazing!!  No wonder I married her!!  Here's to 8 years of forgetting what your husband looks like!



6 and 7 are self explanatory:





There you have it!  A baby, extra day, home, olympics, future doctor, batman and hobbits, all wrapped up in one glorious and splendid year.  No offense 2011, you tried.  It's just that 2012 already has so much going for it!  I'll be there soon 2012 so you can start warming up the cheese dip!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Victory!!

I finally beat my wife in scrabble! She has won about 45 games straight in Words with Friends or Scrabble! But now, THE DAY IS MINE!! 343 to 289! The tables turned towards the beginning when I depleted my rack and put down CHARIOT (top of board) to get those 50 extra points PLUS it was on a triple word. It was decided from there. HOLLA!! Me-1 Her-a lot more than 1!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Anatomy and iOS5 nerdery

I was able to take home a box of bones from school to study so i built this skeleton. It was fun cuz i like nerdy things like this (remember that vagina I had to build in anatomy at the U? That was awesome. Especially since i had Lady and the Tramp on while doing it!)!

I also took and edited this pic solely with my iPhone. The old style lines came from an iPhone app, but the photo quality, shading, cropping and awesomeness is all iPhone! Thanks Steve Jobs and crew!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Monkey farts

This is what our apartment smells like! It's very good really. I wonder what those monkeys eat. Bananas don't make my farts smell like this, I can guarantee that!

Friday, October 7, 2011

Official Nevada Citizens

Just got our driver's licenses! I've gained 30 pounds since moving here. It's called pregnancy sympathy weight! A few more pounds and I'll probably need a separate ID for my chin!